every man gets his wish

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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cholazard:

i like you do you like me

kiss me if yes

recite the bible in slovakian if no

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lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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thorki:

cosrnos:

if this post gets 100,000 notes this post will have 100,000 notes.

shut up alex

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who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you

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aloneforgood:

selfies

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shavingryansprivates:

fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life

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